PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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