I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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