I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
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Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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