Grow some girl-balls and come out already
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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