He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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