It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
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No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
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She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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