I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
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He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
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It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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