That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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