all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
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I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
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last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I believe in your delicious
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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