Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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