After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
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Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
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Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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