So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
He shit in the fireplace
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