Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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