let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
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A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
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She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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