never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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