I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
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Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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