i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
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In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
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thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize