Me too!
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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