its not stalking. its research.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Randomize
