i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
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By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
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Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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