Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
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Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
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Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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