did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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