Nicole vs. Life
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
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