? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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