I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
