Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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