so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
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Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
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these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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