We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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