I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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