Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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