But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
What a dumb baby whore.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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