Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
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Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
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I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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