Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
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In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
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SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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