I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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