So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
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New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
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Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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