Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
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I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
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Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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