So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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