I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You're a waste of cheezeits
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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