Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
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was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
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I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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