Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
And the cops told us we were all naked.
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complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
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FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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