the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
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I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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