"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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