guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
