i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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