I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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