Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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