JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
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I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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