What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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