Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
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He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
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if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough