I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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