Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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