I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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