i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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