Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
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