Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
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I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
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these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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