i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
ugly people sure do ruin things
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
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Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
should my penis look like a turkey
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
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Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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