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(731): View more from Tennessee

Oral text is very safe with the right protection.

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(937): View more from Ohio

oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...

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(802): View more from Vermont

the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME

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(803): View more from South Carolina

you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.

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(251): View more from Alabama

how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.

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(941): View more from Florida

Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.

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