It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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