so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
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