we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
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the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
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Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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